How To Get Less Traffic To Your Blog – 3 Simple Ways

In this post, I’m going to share with you 3 ways you can get less traffic to your blog.

“What? Less Traffic?”

Yes! You didn’t read wrongly. I’m sharing 3 secrets how to Chase Away blog readers, drive Away traffic from your blog, so your blog can be more isolated and more unpopular.

Tip #1 : Use a Dark Background

A dark background is highly recommended for your blog. Dark backgrounds are usually associated with hacker or illegal sites. These sites are usually ‘spammy’ or ‘contaminated’ with virus, and hardly people will explore far in that kind of sites. So they will close your site and leave!

Tip #2: Use Tiny Words.

As tiny as possible. If possible, get the smallest font available. Your readers will squint their eyes to read it. To multiply the effect, clump all your words together, and have a dark background too!

Tip #3 – Use Auto-Play Music!

Put auto-music on your blog, so readers will hear them immediately once they reach your blog. Use Loud and Irritating music. If they hate the music, they will look for the ‘OFF’ button. If they can’t find, they will close your blog and leave. Isn’t this simple?

Okay, If you can’t get what I mean, I have a short video to explain to you the 3 tips!

Now, you know what I my message is after you’ve watched the video 🙂

If you enjoy these 3 ‘Secrets’, leave me your comments and share it with your Twitter or Facebook friends!

2 thoughts on “How To Get Less Traffic To Your Blog – 3 Simple Ways

  1. Martin Rysan

    Very funny!
    Lots of funny posts today: “The Secrets To Not Earn Any Money…” , “How To Get Less Traffic To Your Blog”, what will be next???
    It is great not to be serious all time…
    Keep Rocking!!!

    Martin

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    1. dingneng

      Haha! Thanks so much Martin! 🙂 Yea. Life should be enjoyable at times, and it will be fun to look at another side of a subject 🙂 Hope you like it. I What’s next? haha. I’m sure there will be more :D. Catch up with you again….

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